Way too serious

So the last few posts have been somewhat....serious. Arty. You know, like trying to be deep. That's not me. I don't try to be deep. I'm shallow and that's the way I like it.

Warning: These pictures are gruesome. View only if you have the stomach for it.

A few days ago, calamity struck us here at the ATL (advanced technology labs. That's right, advanced). As NG (name has been initialized to protect identity) put it, Lefty Twoman Tuman - famous foosball defender and cherished teammate - was the victim of homicide. Lefty will always be remembered for his ever smiling face . It must have hurt so much.

Left has since been glued back. But he's not the same. It's like a part of him is gone. Forever.

This is the Masked Rider with news from the front lines.